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User:otterlot (855079)
What A Rotten Film, All We Meet Are Crazy People
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Name:Otterlot
Website:Uttara-Otterlot-Charita
Location:Felton, California, United States
Birthdate:1985-01-31
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Bio:I am... me. That's the long and short of it, I suppose.

Hailing from the great wet west, in a low-slung shack nestled into the midst of towering sequoias (at least temporarily), I'm a fan of poetry written by dead junkies, movies by miserable obsessive-compulsive weirdos in foreign countries, and silly Asian cartoons made primarily for girls. I'm an apiestic pluralistic causuist, interminably picayune, usually quiescent and prone to laxity, a magnaminous socialist-libertarian who can be socially reticent practically to catatonia. Pleonastic to superfluity, sequacious, wakeful with frequency, tenebrous and choleric in one moment but sanguine as a penguin in a pool the next. I'm constantly nonplussed, perspicacious, embonpoint, kitthoge, meshugah, capricious (yet banal), philonistic, philodoxic, cognitively-dissonant, pellucid, louche, counterfashionable and naïve to boot. I'm a collector of mathoms, a pedantic punctuation pirate, an androtaxic fan of zoocephalic folk in flagrante delicto and generally all-around apoetic, anartistic, amusical, un-handsome, un-clever, self-centred quintessential 'nice guy' without a college degree to show for any of it. Mixed-race but apparently doesn't look it, flamingly queer but apparently doesn't act it. I sometimes feel like a diminutive yozhik on his private monadnock, looking out over the waste and sighing. Then I get over myself and get back to business. Coping mechanisms, ahoy!

As far as I can tell, I have no calling in life.

Also, as a warning, I pre-ban people I find trolling teh internetz. I refuse to tolerate that kind of nonsense. Life's too short to waste on trolls. Using the excuse "What did the world ever do for me? I have every right to be an utter ass to everyone I meet just because I can be!" is sociopathetic. That is to say, it's both crazy and sad. Just so you know.
Memories:14 entries
Interests:116: agamogenesis, agrypnotics, akira kurosawa, amoxycillin, amphigory, androtaxia, animal-head people, anthropomorphics, apostrophobia, apple macintosh, bambou, björk, borderline personality disorders, boys in glasses, browsing used bookstores, celidor, chinese cuisine, cockmongrelling, cognitive dissonance, contradiction, contraindication, contrectation, contriving overly elaborate fantasies, counterintuitiveness, cratolagnia, cuddling with nifty people, curry, dadaism, davening, daydreaming, dialogue, disassociation, djampoura, doujinshi, engrish, ennui, epilepsy, eschewing obfuscation, existentialism, fnordism, frumble, gadgets, gay tentacle sex, geeking out, gemuetlichkeit, gizmos, grey california skies, hadaka apron, happy mutants, hugging absolutely everyone, hypothesising, imperfection, impracticality, inobviousness, intelligent conversation, intuitiveness, istharcity, japanese culture, japanese language, jewishness, joan of arc, kitthoge, kosher food, lazing about, les schtroumpfs, linguistics, love without anger, mearps, miyazaki hayao, modern contemporary, my hat, my significant otter, naïvete, ninja ferrets., obviousness, oversleeping, overthinking, overusing similies, ozone, pad thai, palinodromy, perfectionist procrastinators, pookas, pretendy fun-time games, prince albert piercings, procrastination, pseudologia phantastica, psychoactives, quiddity, rain, rhetoric, screwball comedies, shyness, slack, smooth plastic, snuggling, spiral staircases, sthenolagnia, studio ghibli, theological nightmares, toshiro mifune, transitive pictograph verbalizations, underground comix, undiagnosed hopeless romantics, unnaturally-colored hair, unpolitics, urban decay, used bookstores, wasting time, weird music, widgets, window shopping, woodswalking, xenophilia, zeugma, zoocephalic folk
Schools:San Lorenzo Valley Elementary - Felton, CA (1990 - 1997)
San Lorenzo Valley Junior High School - Felton, CA (1997 - 1999)
San Lorenzo Valley High School - Felton, CA (1999 - 2003)
University of California - Santa Cruz - Santa Cruz, CA (2003 - 2004)
Friends:
People58:_wastrel, arcnova, areitu, baka_skunk, caffeine_man, caj_trixie, cashewlou, cetera, dosner, dragoon1221, dynamitejoe, elloliam, evo_t_rex, foxxiehorny, g_ni, hgryphon, highfiremod, jaegerhyena, jakesk, kangafox, kittychan969, lotus_kitty, luelectronic, manawolf, matilda13, maxm, meddler_inc, meowzuponastar, mutleyjames, noodlesandbeef, otterlot, philonist, pikegod, preyfar, prongs50, rabbit_rabbit, raidenwolf, realshoes, rjtremor, rohein, rufpup, sashimi_san, schizo_wolf, scottbear, secondgryphon, setofe, stormflight, sugerhound, surfing_otter, syrus_draco, thedragoneer, tigerkakke, tom_kitsune, trash_kitten13, vandringar, vixerz, vulpinefox, zzyzx
Mutual Friends:53: _wastrel, arcnova, areitu, baka_skunk, caffeine_man, caj_trixie, cashewlou, cetera, dosner, dragoon1221, evo_t_rex, foxxiehorny, g_ni, hgryphon, highfiremod, jaegerhyena, jakesk, kangafox, kittychan969, lotus_kitty, luelectronic, manawolf, matilda13, maxm, meddler_inc, meowzuponastar, noodlesandbeef, otterlot, philonist, pikegod, preyfar, prongs50, rabbit_rabbit, raidenwolf, rjtremor, rohein, rufpup, sashimi_san, schizo_wolf, scottbear, secondgryphon, setofe, stormflight, sugerhound, surfing_otter, syrus_draco, thedragoneer, tigerkakke, tom_kitsune, trash_kitten13, vandringar, vulpinefox, zzyzx
Also Friend of:13: bluepawpanda, coroo_dolphin, crickel, demowolf, egofox, frostofthecwsw, furry_yuri, i_am_an_otter, lil_kitty_chan, lrc, meowse, spider_finger, typicalemobitch
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